“My 1st threesome!” (by Celvin) | PUA Archive | alt.seduction.fast.fieldreports

It finally happened, and I seriously feel like the luckiest guy in the world!
(I'm not exactly sober while writing this, so there's probably a lot of typos
here and there)

Started drinking early, before we went out. We went to a dark bar, with lots of
metal/satanic/punk guys and so on. I was there for the cheap beer. The quality
of the women was not very good. Still made out with an HB6(Sweet face, don't
like the body) for the fun of it.
One of our buddies was getting too drunk, so he got kicked out. Me and a buddy,
left him with this chick(HB6 Huge boobs, ok face, rest of the body not so
fine)we've met there before.
Couldn't wait to get my ass out of there! This night was a poor one women-wise,
so far.

So, my buddy called this chick(HB7CuteFace, very nice face, ok body) he knows.
We go meet the girl and her three roommates HBDirtyOne(HB9! This chick was HOT!
Very pretty face, very good body, the whole package), HBChristian(HB6 she was
taller than me! I'm 183cm/6 feet tall btw. Nice face, too tall, and a bit
chubby) and HBWildChick(HB 7.5 Nice face, good body. This chick was crazy...)

My buddy went straight to HBCuteFace's room. Didn't see him before the morning
after. So it was me and three chicks. Time to work my magic!=P At this point,
I'm already quite drunk, so I go easy on the booze for a while. Buying temp off
the chicks, trying to direct subjects over to something sexual. Didn't put to
much effort to anything, really. This I think was a good thing, actually. I
didn't come off as needy and my BL was strong.
HBChristian, is pretty shy and not as playful as the two other chicks. So I
concentrate on HBDirtyOne and HBWildChick. Two of the chicks admits to
fantazise about having sex with two guys at the same time(guess who). The mood
peaked from here on, as I get to talk about my little fantasy; two chicks and
me. I decide to benefit from the mood, and shots go all around making the
chicks even more hornier. HBDirtyOne, asked me if I would be into a threesome
right now, if the chance was there. This is where I get evil!=P
Instead of going for the bait, I do the opposite. I play all hard to get,
making up an imaginary soon-to-be-gf. Trying to be "mr.nice guy" all of a
sudden, ticks the chicks off. They're not used to getting rejected. I tell them
how I can't go through with it, to respect this "new chick"(imaginary) I'm
seeing. I'm hinting with my BL that they should continue to seduce me, while
I'm saying the opposite. I let them work me slowly, practically begging me for
my cock! This is insane, I've never experienced something like that before, but
I loved every second of it!
I'm on the couch with HBDirtyOne and HBWildChick at this time. They get so
horny that they practically rape me!=P
I don't intend bringing you details from the act, but I could if it's
requested.
Highlights from the act:
- Both chicks giving me a BJ at the same time
- Making them cum at the same time =P
- At one point I'm doing HBDirtyOne in the ass, while she gives me a BJ, right
after! Hilarious!
- Various dirty talk(they were good) and regular nonsense from me later on.
"Who's the president of the moon?"
"You are, you are!" =P

To summarize. These FR's are supposed to give some kind of advice somewhere
down the line. I just had a threesome and laid my best looking chick to date at
the same time. I'm not quite sure what made this night so successful, being in
the right place at the right time perhaps? I choose to believe, however, that I
did something right and got really lucky at the same time.
I was a lot more relaxed as I lay chicks every week now, as opposed to the
usual random lays here and there.