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"And The Married Woman Said, "My Phone Fell In The Pond!"" / May 11th, 2007

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And The Married Woman Said, "My Phone Fell In The Pond!"
by Ross Jeffries of Ross Jeffries -
May 11th, 2007

Sometimes even your Guru has everything SEEMINGLY blow up right in his face.

One of the things you'll learn from this newsletter is, I am a human being.

There are times when even my best efforts to seduce fall flat. Or seem to.

Take last week.

I picked up a total of 3 women. Plus met this married woman, and I'll not go into details except to say she is brilliant, a black belt in karate, and we had a pretty steaming first meet.

And then, I COULD not get a hold of her.

I also could not get a hold of any of the three new women I met.

Not one.

To top it off, I could not get my regulars to call me back.

It was like everyone dropped off the face of the earth.

How did I handle it?

I went out and sarged some more.

And guess what?

I got nowhere.

Well, strictly speaking, that's not true.

Saturday evening, there were two women who actually gave me the "it's on" signals.

But truth be told, I just wasn't interested.

One was a stripper. And I loathe strippers.

The other was quite lovely, but lived way too far away.

So I cut them both loose.

Now, just as I was moping over this,…

The Married Woman Called Falling All Over Herself Apologizing!!!!

You see, she told me that she really meant to call me but that her cell phone fell into the fish pond at her current place of employment (where I first met her last week).

Now, actually, I have heard every weird excuse in the book to the point where I can pick out lying and this time, I am certain it was the truth.

Here is my point: sometimes, in this game, you can give it your best, and for whatever reason, it isn't going to go your way.

In fact, often, it may not go your way.

When that happens, it's ok to be frustrated.

It's ok to be pissed off.

It's ok to mope a bit.

You just CAN'T QUIT!

Keep on keeping on. Stick with the technology. It works. Full stop.

As my friend Vince Kelvin teaches, when you apply SS you will have 3 possible things happen:

1. You get your ideal outcome. You land the babe or the threesome or whatever

2. You learn great skills to win, sooner or later.

3. You get a chance to develop your resourcefulness.

Just letting you know, this goes for the veterans as well as the

Keep on going. The women love this stuff and you are giving them a gift.

Peace and piece,

~Ross Jeffries, Founder, Speed Seduction»®

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