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mASF post by "Mrhviid"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, June 6, 2005

On 6/6/05 11:39:00 AM, Marque One wrote:
>Hello again fellas,

>Background: As those of you on
>here who know me know, I am
>pretty good at the dating
>sites and have had a load of
>success off them in the last
>2+ years. I know many of you
>don't like internet dating -

I do. I often sit at work in front of a computer with nothing to do. Links to
what you do and how you do it? Earlier posts maybe?

If you haven't made any, please do. Im very interested...

>8pm - Meet up and start having
>a few drinks in a bar.
>Conversation is going very
>well - eye contact is superb
>and kino is established early.

You da' man...

>9.30pm - Move on to a second
>bar and things are going
>peachy still. Our conversation
>consists of "futures" - for
>example, she quizzes me on her
>birthday (next year) and says
>there'll be major shit if I
>forget it. There are plenty of
>other such "futures" lines.

Time to amp up the shit. *...insert kiss here...*

>10.00pm - We start to get a
>lot closer to each other in
>phsyical proximity. The IOIs
>are coming thick and fast, and
>have been for around 30 mins
>by now. We end up snogging for
>around 10-15 minutes - all
>seems rosey in the garden.
>Conversation is full of

Cool... by the book so far!

>10.30pm - We move onto another
>bar - she then says that she
>likes me but she didn't feel
>the "sparks"

You: "Neither do I..." *kiss again*. Just until she gets into it, then pull
back. Dude.. you know the drill! Actually... you should have pulled back just
one or two times during those 10-15 minutes. Could/would/should have made a
world of difference. I know how hard it can be to let go and I have also forgot
this often.

Hmmmm... or maybe you are just a bad kisser? Practise on your arm or
something... ;-)

>she felt when she
>kissed for the first time two
>other guys with whom she'd had


>I say that was
>a "refreshingly frank" comment
>for a first date - and that
>I'm not entirely sure how to
>respond to it, other than to
>say I think that it's a
>questionable strategy to make
>such a sweeping judgement on
>something essentially quite

Judging from the rest this seems to have worked ok. Pretty good for something
thought up on the fly...

>11.15pm - Onto another bar -
>she insists on holding my hand
>on the way down, apologising
>for her indecision. Into the
>new bar, I tie my shoelace up
>and she grabs my hips and
>arse. At the bar, she
>continues heavy kino, pulling
>me in for a few snogs. We sit
>down, and then she goes on
>with her indecisiveness in

Have you ever thought about that she maybe just wanted to fuck you? Not dating
or having a relationship... just plain and simple fuckin'???

>11.45pm - We then walk back to
>the taxi rank. She starts to
>hold my hand again as we leave
>the bar. I disconnect my hand
>from hers, and say that it's
>not right to send "mixed
>messages" and that, if the
>roles were reversed, she would
>find my behaviour

Yada yada... To much talk. Get her in a cab to go to your place for a late
night drink...

>She then lands
>the "I want to see you again,
>but I'm not sure as what" and
>I reply to her that
>"friendship is not what I am
>after or offering."

Neither was she. You should have fucked her!

>So, guys, from hero to zero in
>just under 2 hours.

Ay' lad... shit happens! Everyone who are in the field sees this from time to
time. Don't sweat it...

>I have come across and handled
>so many strange situations
>before and turned them to my
>advantage, but this one, quite
>frankly, has me stumped.
>Is she just a screwed-up
>bitch? Or did I go for the
>kclose far too early and fail
>to ramp up expectation?


>the mutual backslapping
>earlier on good or bad?

Very good idea... you "were" kissing her later, right???

>I'd appreciate your thoughs.
>PS. She contacted me by email
>a couple of days later with
>the same offer - to meet again
>but not necessarily on a date.

She STILL wants to fuck you!!!

>I replied by saying that she
>knows that friendship is not
>an option, so therefore I am
>unwilling to see her again.

Apparently you don't want to fuck!!!

>Right move, or fucking stupid?


Now, go get em...

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