mASF post by "Commander Zap"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, August 8, 2005On 8/7/05 12:31:00 AM, live wire wrote:
Suddenly, I had
>a bad bout of situational
>one-itis, I HAD to go back in
>the lounge and talk to this
>BOMB chick!
Good for you. Like diving in a pool, you determine to simply do it.
>
>lw: hey guys... I want your
>opinion on ths new pick up
>line...
I like this because "I want your opinion about *something*" just hangs in the
air, no punch line. Here you give a punch line and it's boy-girl talk, which
they generally love.
I go up to a girl and
>do this (I direct the spiked
>up hair on the back of my head
>into the face of the girl next
>to HBsuperfly)
Yes, you did not pursue instantly the target. Excellent.
>HBsuperfly: OMG, if someone
>did that to me I would BLAH
>BLAH BLAH... (she playfully
>hits my shoulder, and I can
>feel its ON)
It's on when they touch you. Chicks don't touch us unless they are very
interested, even if they don't necessarily know it consciously. So, paydirt.
I bust on
>HBsuperfly for being the bad
>one.
Great. Do you give courses in this shit or something?
I engage HBsuperfly by
>myself now as actor has come
>in to chat her friends. Doing
>more stuff for attraction like
>playing thumb wars. Soon
>after, I start running push
>pull qualifying...
>
>lw: you are cute... but good
>looks are common, what else do
>you have going for you, say
>can you cook?
>HBsuperfly: yeah, yeah, of
>course i can cook!
>lw: awesome! you would make a
>nice new girlfriend...
After a line like that last one, you normally need to push, right? "But you're
a redhead, redheads are so distant and all!"
>
>etc
>
>This whole time, we had been
>moving in closer to each
>other... places with loud
>music are great for this. But,
>just as I thought her
>attraction was spiking, she
>says "i have a boyfriend"
>
>lw: thats cool, when we wake
>up tomorrow morning, he can
>make us a nice big glass of
>orange juice. (dunno who came
>up with that line, but
>thanks!)
A couple of times now, you've been on the verge on expressing too much interest
and the whole thing could crash...
>HBsuperfly: OMG! I cant
>believe you said that!
>(laughing)
>
>Now, I tried to escalate
>infront of her friends,
Sounds bad.
> but
>didnt go down well.
Right, I wouldn't expect otherwise. Needed probably to number close her, out
of range of those vexatious CBs.
I was
>holding her hand, kinoing her
>back, etc, but just didnt go
>in for the kiss because I
>needed to have her alone.
The CBs were probably whisperingly giving her shit by this time: "What about
Clarence?!"
>Feltweird to go for the make out
>in front of friends.
You don't need a make out here, you needed to discretely get her phone number.
>
>She was attracted, but I had
>to go, and so I tried one last
>time for a kiss..
Again, why, old chum?
>lw: (points to cheek)
>HBsuperfly: (kisses it, but
>pulls me in for a hug...)
She wanted it and you needed to lead her to how to get it.
>I'm like damn! Ok, so i go for
>the number...
>
>lw: it was great to have this
>fun chat with u, lets meet up
>some time... here put in your
>number (giving her my phone).
>Hbsuperfly: but I have a
>boyfriend... (turns to sister)
Yeah, turns to sister alright: "Oh CB, will you CB?"
Look, you did great. You've got to be more artful and conniving about closing
the deal. Like a damn snake, that's what they're looking for. Low treachery: a
guy who knows what he wants and how to get it. If you can get her phone number
with her cunt CB-ing sister blowing her nasty bad breath in your face, you
achieve things against tall odds. What a cool guy for her to be with! Not
that she'd cheat on her BF or anything, maybe just fuck you from time to time
is all.
My wing
>in this set, actor, reckons
>that ALL the hotties around
>the lounge were looking at us
>, intrigued by what we were
>doing.
They did and they were. Good for you. They were also wondering, why didn't he
hit on us, alas. Maybe next time, big man.
We should have stayed
>around... mad social proof.
You did great. Just needed the surreptitious close, reflect on that for next
time. Consider the joys of being a dirty little sneak, and take it to the next
level!
Best,
Zap
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