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posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, August 8, 2005

("houston can you hear me
ground control can you feel me
i need permission to land ...dont wanna rock dj cause you are keeping me up all

some of the pics are x-rated. So use fucking common sense. For masf members

average: 10 for 13. 10 new girls in the last 13 weeks. busted 2 packs of
condons. my house looks like a pig´s condon wrappers, shit
everywhere, mattress in the living room. gotta clean..someday

average: 10 FOR 13. 10 newgirls in the last 13 weeks. busted 2 packs of
condons. my house looks like a pig´s condon wrappers, shit
everywhere, mattress in the living room. gotta clean up..someday.

I am fucking money. No questions asked. I am the “a” in amazing and I am
fucking rocking this shit man. I got me laid with 23 year old hottie, that´s a
total blast in bed. Girl was hot, I don’t care what your fucking rating system
is. Tired of this shit already. She had all the goods: hard solid rocking butt,
mediumsize perky tits, long blond curly hair, flat cum-sucking belly. Shit man.
I am getting a hard on already. Before I had hooked up with a hot brunette. All
in a night´s work. What can I say? That’s what you get when you do too many
cold approaches. You get laid.

Anyway, I warm up my inner game» by reminding myself of the week’s masf
learnings: basically, go out and clown around and have a good time and leech
off your social proof(credit for the advice to td). In other words be stress
free and don’t become an approach machine. Be chill. Exactly. Got it down.

So I am thinking be chill and approach quality sets only. And have a good time

So first bar.

I see a 2 set dancing. I wait till they stop and hbbrunette ais me. So I go in.
cool. Opinion opener and they are both standoffish. Wow, this is news. A set
that doesn’t open to me. Actually it open but I didn’t plough. It is ok. Not
hot anyways. It is good to get the taste of rejection once in a while. Not
bragging here but 99 percent of my sets open now.
I move around and venue change myself.
2nd bar.
I meet a group of girls that I had sarged. They are friends now. There is a
brunette there that wants me to fuck her but I put her off because she wants me
to chase. I fluff them and hang around with them for while until they live. I
kissclose the brunette for kicks. Go away bitch.
No targets. Venue change.
I meet a girl I laid before. I fluff her. She wants me again. So her friend
leave and she stays for me to fuck close her again. I say bye. I am bored with
her already. Go away skinny bitch. She is skinny nice. She is wearing a
miniskirt revealing flat belly and perky ass, but no tits. Hate that.
I move around no hot sets. And I decide to chill back and befriend afc´s around
me. They are good fun. Let us clown and mingle with the crowd. I lay back
against a high top table and look as cowboy laid back as I can be. Soon there
are uglies and afc´s around me. I open afc´s about rating system. How do you
rate that girl? Afc standards are really high. She calls a 5 to a girl that is
probably a 7. reminds me of some masfers rating system. But he cant open her
because he is totally afc and weak. “you are the weak in the valley of
darkness”. So I befriend afc´s and soon they become my antorage for the night.
I see 2 uglies giving me ai and I open them and I am kind of laid back and let
the afc´s run them while I just lay back and say stupid crap when I feel like.
That´s chilling right. So lean against the table, loverboy style, and soon all
the set is on me. The 2 afc´s and the uglies. Uglies don’t stand a chance with
me so I play it cool. In the mean time a 2 set approaches near the high table
and I lean. They are fucking all over me in no time. There is a brunette in the
set that I like but I play it cool. They just came near me and put their drinks
on the table. Cool. I lay back on the table and open them. Soon they are sucked
in. I don’t have to do much talking.

I open them with opinion. Transition to jealous girlfriend and they are wide
fucking open. The afc´s introduce themselves and make a fool out of themselves
and made me look good. I come to the rescue but basically let the set flow,
kind of dimitri style, being there, flowing with the girl, not dhving a lot,
just vibing, using tonality and bl to subcommunicate value. Nothing sparky.
Brunette is into me. I spot this and I say.
Hb brunette: I haven’t been out in 3 years.
Ox: you know I can see why. Do you want to know?
Hb brunette: yeah.
Ox: you broke up with your boyfriend after 3 years.
Hb: ddbing. How did you know?
HA, HA, big ox. This becomes a huge dhv for both girls because they both had
recently broken up and were out looking for dick. I am lucky or what.
After that dhv the set blew right open. Afc´s took care of the ugly and I took
care of brunette. I have to give it to the afc´s for helping me out.
Anyway brunette is into me now.
We start kino right away. I am touching her lower back and she doesn’t mind.
Huge indicator. I throw a palm read and she is ddbing all over me. So e-mail
and number close her because I know it is going to heat up pretty soon.
Anyway I am palm reading and I am about to throw my kiss close routine. No
need. I just kiss her on the lips and she proceeds to tongue rape me or tonsils
check up as I call it nowadays. Mad game guys. Great feeling of power right
there. I break the kiss of course, first. And push her back. “I don’t even know
you”. She proceeds tongue and hug rape me. Take aways. My gooood! Gotta love
I break and make her horny by playing qestion game. Turns out that the most she
made love in one day was 7 times. I say I am not up for it. Don’t expect that
from me. She laughs. We tongue down more I always push her back first and
vacuum her in. etc..standard make out shit(credit my man organic for this tip).
Always be the first to break out and be cooler than her. This will decrease the
weirdness of club make outs.

probably photo doesn’t do justice to her body, etc

we rapport about future projections. Holidays we are going to do, job. We
connect on all levels. But her friend is dickless and she wants to have her
loyalty to her friend intact and has to stick with her. We exchange info. Btw
she set up a meet by sms with me for today. Not sure I am going.. we said
goodbye and my afc´s are floored by this power demo. They haven’t seen shit
like this before ever. I pity the fool.

One afc takes off. Another one is sticking with me. We go to another bar. I
decide to have fun no matter what. I am loving myself right now for what I did
and I feel like my game is upthere. Fuck. So I start having fun. I start
singing the songs real loud and contaminating afc with my energy. I am singing
hard and grabbing my afc and pumping him. He is totally charged now. I open a 2
set and it doesn’t open. Fuck. Who cares. I am dancing like a fucking
clown(credit td), having fun..then I go to the toilet and when I come back I
see a 2 set: hot brunette and hotblonde. I immediately open. Another afc is
gaming brunette. I open all. I see the brunette is standoffish and I move to
blonde. Great move in retrospect. My blonde is totally shy. Doesn’t speak much.
Still hse. I blast her with high octane. She is giggly. High energy shit. I
start kino. The hb brunette starts cock blocking me. She is calling her all the
time like if she was her mother. Her voices sounds concerned. With good reason.
We are kinoing and I am befriending brunette with typical lines. I befriend afc
that is gaming brunette. I devide my attention between hb blonde and brunette.
It is a nightmare.
We are kinoing: me and hbblonde. She lets me touch her and hug her.
Ox: you are shy. You probably cant kiss well.
She is giggly. That´s my cue. Gonna make my move´.
Ox: you do you rate yourself from 1-10?
Hbblonde: I am a 9
Hse uh. I will show you.

Her pic is nice. Still much better in real life.

I proceed to kiss her and she turns her head a little to the side and I plough
and catch her lips. Then she proceeds to bite my tongue, my lips, my chin. Girl
is insane. She wraps herself around my crutch and leg. We start some heavy make
out session where is dry humping me and kissing me and dancing at the same
time. I am fucking embarrassed. I feel my asd kicking in big time(like loverboy
said). Man this girl is outrageous and she doesn’t care. The afc that is still
following me disappears after this show of power. I don’t see him again. I
think I mind fucked him big time and he had to go take a nap.
I break with her physically pushing her away from me and she wont let go. It is
as if she is glued to my leg. Reminds of a doggy humping my leg. Fuck this shit
man. I cant do any push or pulls. I guess I don’t need them. All the time she
is biting my lips hard. It is fucking serious hazard. I have bruises in my
shoulders from fucking her. She likes hard sex.
So I start extraction tactics right away. I start over selling salsa place. Her
friend says no. fuck. Another afc gaming her has no clue either. Dickless
motherfucker with no game. The other girl is offering herself to him and he is
whimp. He just fluffs her.
I do 2 more attempts for extraction and they all bomb. Girl says she cant leave
her friend alone. This was my hardest lay extraction wise…I lost hope. No way I
can peel her off. Any way I proceeded to make her horny as fuck. Fingering her
from outside, inside(tight jeans). This girl was flaming horny. She even moaned
a couple of times in my ear. What can I do? Shit.
Bar closes. I heard they are going to the beach after bars. The afc still
doesn’t get the clue. Dickless. I tell her lets´go to the beach. She is ok. We
go out of the bar and I pull her physically and lead her away from cock
blocking friend. Friend shouts at us. “where the fuck are you 2 going?”
Hbbrunette: do you want to with him? Be careful
Ox: we are going to have fun.(I am laid back. I don’t want to be try hard)
Hbbrunete: you better. Can I trust you?
Ox: sure you can.
Hb brunette: I will see later. Be here soon.
We walk. Then ….more shit test.

Hbblonde: I just met you. How can I trust you? I am going back.
She starts pulling my hand back. Fuck.
Ox: listen. We are just gonna have fun by the beach. Just fun. I will take you
Hbblonde comes reluctantly. Basically I dragged her in a cool way. Lay is on.

We fluff. I made her feel comfortable by explaining the city to her. The beach.
Tongue downs, more talking as we approach my car. She is feeling relaxed.
As we are getting near my car(in lay friendly location, thanks my man loverboy
for car tip, this is my 4th car extraction). We start kissing she starts
fucking raping me. Never seen a chick like this before.
We get in the car and she says we cant do it. She is on her period. I don’t
care cloth go off and proceed to fuck her. She screams like somebody is killing
her. Never seen shit like this. She is also tight as fuck. Yummie.
I have breakfast and decide to take her home and fuck her again. I fucked her 3
more time at home. I lost count how many times she came. She screamed the fuck
out of her and I think my neighbors are going to sue me. Soon…it is too much
pussy already. Same screaming everyweekend. 8 hours later I take her back to
the hotel where her friend is waiting. Mad as hell. She called me today. Wants
to repeat. The brunette from the hook up call me today too. 2 fbs have called
me today. I LOVE THIS GAME.

(pity that her bikini mark spoils an otherwise nice piece of ass)

average: 10 for 13. 10 new girls in the last 13 weeks. busted 2 packs of
condons. my house looks like a pig´s condon wrappers, shit
everywhere, mattress in the living room. gotta clean..someday.

Time from meet to lay:

2-3 hours.


1. loverboy for car extraction tactics(you should always listen to a pua´s
2. td for clowning and having fun
3. mystery-dhv, question game.
4. myself. I am fucking hot

learning points
1. go have fun. The rest will follow.
2. befriend obstacles. Always pay off at pulling time.
3..being chill attracts people. So lay back and let it happen.
3. always be the first to break the make out. Increases your value.


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