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mASF post by "willpower"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, April 4, 2005

Hi all, I would really appreciate a critique on this IM convo. this girl is
probably a 7ish. not great but not bad if her photo is anything to go by. I
kinda smell a flake but I'll just have to wait and see


Willpower: hiya, just saw your profile on match, so im sayin hi
HBOnline: well thank you
Willpower: it seemed almost as interesting as mine :-P
HBOnline: how are you doing?
HBOnline: well what is yours?
Willpower: unfortunately its being approved right now, so it's unavaiable
HBOnline: well that bites
Willpower: but im doin just fine
HBOnline: so what are you up to tonight?
Willpower: just kinda hangin out, no classes tomorrow for me cause im goin to
chicago in the afternoon
HBOnline: why's that?
HBOnline: no classes or you're skipping classes
Willpower: goin to see an opera at the lyric opera house
Willpower: no morning classes, so im missing them for the opera
HBOnline: tha's very interesting
Willpower: so what are you up to?
HBOnline: where do you go to school?
Willpower: u of i
HBOnline: how old are you?
Willpower: 20
HBOnline: what are you going to school for?
Willpower: voice performance
Willpower: what about you?
HBOnline: animal science and then on to vet school
Willpower: what not good enough to operate on humans ;-)
HBOnline: too nervous. i know that lives of animals are precious but a human
life is irreplacable
Willpower: yea i can see how all that pressure might get to someone lol
Willpower: you're at u of i right?
HBOnline: yeah very true
HBOnline: yes
HBOnline: what is your username going to be?
Willpower: strengthofmywill
Willpower: alright, i need to get some input from a female perspective
Willpower: at what age is a woman to old to get her belly button pierced?
HBOnline: hmmm depends on if her body is good condition...i'm going to say not
over 40
Willpower: alright, cause my best friend from back home called me up the other
day to tell me that his mom just got hers done and she's like fifty!
Willpower: and thats not the worst part
HBOnline: i had mine done when it wasn't a fad and now everyone has one
HBOnline: ?
Willpower: his girlfriend has a bellybutton piercing too and now everytime he
sees it he's gonna think of his mom!
HBOnline: that's terrible
HBOnline: is hi mom in condition body wise for it?
Willpower: eh, she's ok for a fifty year old i guess
Willpower: anyway, something else i've noticed. do u go out to the bars at
HBOnline: yes
HBOnline: not a lot a lot but i have my regulars
Willpower: i swear its like human cloning out there. every guy wears the same
damn button down shirt with a white tshirt underneath and the same damn puka
shell necklace. they hold their beer up close to their chest and the use the
same canned pick up lines like "hey there, got any irish in ya? want
Willpower: im sure that one might ring with you, according to your match name
HBOnline: don't need any thanks i already am lol
Willpower: but u hear what im sayin?
HBOnline: what do you wear to the club then?
HBOnline: yes
Willpower: depends on how i feel, i usually wear a shirt from express and a
pair of nicer jeans, not the stuff that everyone else wears from AF or american
Willpower: but nicer stuff, cause it makes me feel good, and i like good style
HBOnline: that's cool
Willpower: do YOU have good style?
HBOnline: i like style but don't have the funds all the time. i pay for
everything myself
Willpower: heh, i hear that
Will at Ill 85: so anyway, i had an epiphany this weekend
HBOnline: what's that>
Willpower: i was out at joe's lookin around when i came to the realization that
as much as guys want to think that they have the control, as much as they want
to think that they're the one's seducing the girls, its completely the other
way around. at the end of the night, it's the girl that chooses if she goes
home with someone or not, guys just throw themselves at someone hoping against
hope that they're the lucky one
Willpower: its insane
HBOnline: more men need to realize this epiphany
Willpower: heh, guys are just dumb
HBOnline: lol cause it's true
HBOnline: girls know when we meet you if you are taking you home or not
HBOnline: *if we
Willpower: i mean, the girls put on their pushup bras, high heel shoes, and all
they do is walk around looking hot. and you know why this is the way it is?
it's because girls are the only gender that has an organ designed solely for
sexual pleasure. that's why, when they're having sex, the girl is like "OOOHH
OHHH" and the guy is like "uhhhhhh....."
Willpower: its all instinct
HBOnline: and the males genitals aren't designed for sexual pleasure?
HBOnline: men get more out of it
Willpower: not solely, guy's sexual organ has the more important purpose of
reproduction, females have the clitoris, and there is absolutely no other
function for it that sexual pleasure
Willpower: and if you think that guys get more out of sex, than you haven't had
good sex lol
HBOnline: it is harder to please women than men
Willpower: only because most men are stupid
Willpower: they don't realize that if they please their woman, its gonna be
100x better for them in the end
HBOnline: listen to you pro lol
Willpower: i mean, take me for example, i used to be one of those dumb guys and
i would have sex and it would be good, but my relationships never lasted that
long. once i started pleasing the girl i was with, the sex became 10347384x
times better for me, and a maintained longer relationships
Willpower: alas, back to my point that 99.7% of the male population must be
cloned from each other
HBOnline: true, sex isn't everything but the if the sex is good she'll stay
with ya longer
Willpower: its hard to accept but true
Willpower: but whatever
Willpower: hey, are you spontaneous?
HBOnline: i would say i am, not all the time but yes
Willpower: good, i only make friends with spontaneous and adventurous people
Willpower: whats the most spontaneous thing you;ve done in the last six months
HBOnline: drove 4 hours to get some booty from the ex on a whim after the bars
Willpower: i guess thats pretty spontaneous...
HBOnline: or driven
HBOnline: what's yours?
Willpower: well, i went down on this girl in the middle of a soccer field
Willpower: life is just a big adventure, if you don't take any of the risks,
you'll never reap any of the rewards
Willpower: thats a big reason why i went into music, it's a risk, but the
potential rewards are staggering
Willpower: i know i'm hard pressed to find a better rush than having an entire
theatre of people giving you a standing ovation
HBOnline: wow a soccer field at nigth or day?
Willpower: dusk
Willpower: but yea spontaneous is good
HBOnline: sometimes not the best thought out plans though lol
Willpower: but that's what makes it so interesting, even if it's something that
gets fucked up, you're bound to remember it for a long time
Willpower: so what do you do job-wise
HBOnline: i work in the radiology dept at carle
Willpower: u work a desk job, as an intern or what?
Willpower: do they actually let you do anything importnat ;-)
HBOnline: i work in the file room so we put the xrays on viewers for docs to
look at, run stat films for patients, file patients xray folders
Willpower: mmm paperwork
HBOnline: and run the entire folder system for all patients appointments and
HBOnline: lot of running around
Willpower: i feel like some coffee, do u want some coffee?
HBOnline: i actually don't drink coffee
HBOnline: never acquired the taste lol
Willpower: well, ihop is open 24/7 i need some coffee, would you like to tag
HBOnline: i'm actually trying to finish up a paper and i have to be up at 8
tomorrow so i'm gonna have to pass this time but i'd like a raincheck
Willpower: sure, but my schedule is kinda crazy right now, lets make some
tentative plans for friday evening. sound good?
HBOnline: i can't i'm going home this weekend to see my parents
Willpower: well, how bout you im me with a time thats good for you and i'll let
you know if i'm available
Willpower: but right!!!!
Willpower: talk to you later
HBOnline: aight sounds good
HBOnline: have fun!
Willpower: i always do

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