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mASF post by "Dawn O' The Dead"
posted on: USENet: newsgroup, May 5, 1998

On 26 May 1998 12:10:10 GMT, "Ocker" <Ock***s@bi***[ ? ]> wrote:

>P.S.S. - Pissed myself laughing when Dawn said the following in a previous
>"You really have no idea the number of idiots I've turned down over the
>years. It ain't that difficult"
>Someone should remind Dawn that farm animals and visually impaired guys
>*don't* count....

But when I recommended they visit your mother she was so very, very
grateful. Off course I hear she had to keep slappin' you away from the
blind guys since that was the closest to a human mouth your winky had
ever been.

(Don't cry little Ocker, she said you could do the pony when she was
"Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge
satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there was
hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship
and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye." - Cartman, "South Park"

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