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Re: My Challenge to Dawn!
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mASF post by "Dawn O' The Dead"
posted on: USENet: newsgroup, May 5, 1998

On 26 May 1998 04:58:21 GMT, aha***l@bi***.com[ ? ] (Andrew) wrote:

>No, here's a better one: I will have dinner with Dawn at any burger
>or pizza joint in Portland, Oregon (except for Roccos). If I can't
>get her to grope me within 45 minutes, I will bow my head in shame,
>excuse myself to go to the restroom, and then just sneak out the back
>and go home. :-)

Alll riiiiiiiight! Yer on, Bay-bee. BWAH hahahahaha! I'll make you go
to Pizzicato for the Quattro Fromaggi with *extra* roasted garlic!

>(going to shop for that Dr. Who t-shirt that I hear always drives the
>ladies wild)

Only if you also show up a half hour late for the date *and* drunk.
that's the magic combination that wins my heart...

"Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge
satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there was
hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship
and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye." - Cartman, "South Park"

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