mASF post by "Dawn O' The Dead"
posted on: USENet: alt.seduction.fast newsgroup, May 5, 1998On Mon, 25 May 1998 23:15:00 GMT, sha***4@my***.com[ ? ] wrote:
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>OK, miss "Bad Attitude" Dawn, I would like to issue you a challenge similar to
>the challenge Ross issued R Don Steele:
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>I will have dinner with you (at my expense, of course) for 1 hour in any
>restaurant in Portland. Your choose. Within that hour I will Speed Seduce
>you into giving me a blow job. However, I have the option of switching into a
>standard intercourse pattern and simply having regular sex with you. (I am
>concerned about those teeth.) I think you will find your defenses will fail
>and you will either give me a blow job or you will have sex with me. If I
>succeed, you will apologize to everyone in this NG about your ridiculing SS.
You have seriously got to be kidding. I mean, obviously you're insane.
But I mean that in a good way.
>IF I FAIL. I will pay you $2000 (two-thousand dollars). I will be happy
>to put the money in an escrow account.
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>Bring anyone to the restaurant you want, but they cannot sit with us. Bring
>your alleged boyfriend if you so desire. But we have to be eating and talking
>alone.
Within an hour. Two thousand dollars. Oh yeah, I'm believing this one.
>Will you accept this challenge? Or will you be like Don Steele and wimp out?
Hell, hammer out the specifics with me, we'll work out a good
third-neutral party way for the money to be held and you're on. You
could do Speed Seduction, bring out a marching band, put on a puppet
show and dip your weenie in chocolate and ...gosh...I think I could
still somehow manage to control myself.
A nun - a woman living in a cloistered environment - is one thing, if
you actually did it. Which i don't believe. I'm a different story. You
really have no idea the number of idiots I've turned down over the
years. It ain't that difficult.
>Ross, I know we have never met, but please hang with me on this one. I know
>if I can get a nun to give me a blow job, I can get Dawn to do the same!
What, you tryin' to get Ross to put up the 2 grand for ya?
Dawn
(money...mouth...write your own joke here)
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