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Re: SS works! Got BJ from a NUN!
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mASF post by "Dawn O' The Dead"
posted on: USENet: newsgroup, May 5, 1998

On Mon, 25 May 1998 21:10:03 GMT, sha***4@my***.com[ ? ] wrote:

>In article <356***3@ne***.com[ ? ]>,
> jav***l@te***.com[ ? ] (Dawn O' The Dead) wrote:
> [general BS from Dawn saying she doesn't believe I actually got a blow job
>from a nun]
>I can understand why you might not believe it, but it's true. And this nun
>was cute.

Well, God only knows ya wouldn' want a hummer from an UGLY nun.
Seriously. God does know this.

>After reading some of your posts, Dawn, I guess you are overweight.

You have a brilliant eye for deducing the obvious, Sherlock. What
gave it away? My *saying* that I was ... or the 7,000 posts from the
Jackmeister yappin' about it?

>The good
>news is I have decided I would accept a blow job from you since you have a
>very cute face, too!

Wow. that's mighty big of ya. You'd "accept" a blow job from me.
Terrific. How about some more good news: You seem like a nice enough
guy so I'll accept your complete and utter non-presence in my life.

>I get to Portland about every other month or so on
>business. Let me know when would be a good time to meet and I will schedule
>my trip accordingly.

I'll start sharpening my teeth now.

"Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge
satellite dish sticking out of my butt. And then there was
hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship
and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye." - Cartman, "South Park"

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