mASF post by "Rapper MC"
posted on: USENet: alt.seduction.fast newsgroup, November 11, 2002Riker, online seduction master, claims tremendous online success and claims
to get the best women.
MC
"Bad Form" <wil***0@ho***.com[ ? ]> wrote in message
news:b5d***4@po***.com[ ? ]...
> Hey well it's nice to see nothing has changed here on ASF. Same
> people, same gay-ass posts.
>
> Here's my report on my online matchmaking experiences over the last
> couple months. I'm sure most people here have tons more experience on
> online PU than I do, but I thought I'd give it a shot these last
> couple months to see what it's like. And as usual, whenever I do
> something different regarding chicks, I have to write up a report. So
> if you already know all this shit, feel free to skip.
>
> So I've been doing the online PU deal about 6 weeks now, and I can
> safely say that if you're serious about PU you really have to avoid
> it. There is one thing it's taught me and I'll go into that, but for
> the most part it's actually set me back substantially.
>
> Imagine going into a room filled with at LEAST twice as many men as
> women, and usually more like 5 times as many men as women. The vast
> majority of the women are 1) fat 2) ugly 3) old 4) socially inept, or
> any combination of those. Unfortunately, you can't see these traits
> because the women all have on special holographic suits which cover
> them up. The suits can morph the women into hot, sexy alluring things
> or at least normal people. Now it is your task to pick these girls
> up, amidst a hoard of guys trying to do the same. And a large
> percentage of the 'women' aren't even women at all, but men posing as
> women.
>
> Let me put it another way. I can get more action going into the
> hottest club in Hollywood on a Saturday night, and I'm just a normal
> shmuck. That is to say, online dating is without a doubt the most
> difficult, unrewarding PU task I've ever tried.
>
> After 6 weeks I've actually met face to face with 2 girls. Both were
> freaks. One literally couldn't look people in the eye yet talked like
> a professional wrestler, the other was about 50 lbs. bigger than the
> photos she sent me and spent the night telling me about how she could
> steal money from her employer if she wanted to. I turned down meeting
> two other girls because I found out at the last moment they were huge.
> Four girls invited me out to get together with a huge group of their
> friends for our first meeting, which I declined. Two girls stripped
> for me on their webcams, but wouldn't meet up. Another two talked
> dirtier than hell and said they wanted to fuck but as soon as I
> suggested we meet up they stopped emailing. One girl from Illinois
> wanted to chat every night. Another girl from Toronto wanted
> something which I don't know what it was because I never responded to
> her. Another 15 or so emailed me a few times then dropped by the
> wayside. One Hawaiian girl wants to meet up still, and there are a
> couple other girls I'm emailing, one of whom only wants to talk about
> how big her ass is.
>
> So that's about where it stands. I used the "meet me" section of "hot
> or not" (which has been talked about here) and I used Microsoft's
> lavalife.com.
>
> Hot or not has cute young girls, many of them are fakes, and most
> others are social freaks who are unwilling to step out from behind
> their webcams. There are at least 5 times as many men as women. I
> put up a couple of fake cute girls and was INUNDATED with 'meet me'
> requests. I'm talking 20 a day, when the guys I put up (me plus some
> cuter ones) got a couple a week from women (and I'm no slouch. I get
> 8.5-9 on hot or not).
>
> Lavalife.com has ALL old and/or fat chicks. Mostly fat. They DO want
> to meet up but.. well.. they're fat. And I'm talking Huge. And
> they're very aggressive about it. Whenever I'm on lavalife now at
> least 3 HUGE girls chat at me and ask me to go out with them. It's
> like they're on 24 hours a day. Plus lavalife is much more expensive
> because you pay by the piece of mail sent or time chatting rather than
> a flat monthly fee.
>
> So after these few weeks (and I'll give it another month), I'd have to
> give the big thumbs down on online matchmaking services.
>
> Here's the one thing I did learn, however, and I learned it by
> changing my little introductory paragraph like every single day and I
> learned it by posting fake dudes and fake chicks and changing THEIR
> little paragraphs every day: there are seriously ALL TYPES out there.
> ALL TYPES. Of course the chicks online are 90% freaks, but what I
> mean is that it really didn't matter what I posted, I got matches, I
> got people interested. Whether I went for the lovey dovey shit or the
> 'let's hook up' shit, I got responses. On fake guy I literally posted
> something like, "I'm brutal and cruel and I have a criminal record,"
> and he got matches. For another guy I posted weak ass romantic
> poetry, and he got matches. Now those didn't really amount to
> anything, but the point is, if you go out into the real world and do
> the same thing, you will get real matches, from chicks who are at
> least able to pry themselves away from their computers.
>
> There's no real way I can explain this, but instead of trying to guess
> what a large percentage of chicks like and then trying to be that,
> I've realized I can "just be myself" and chicks will dig it. Not all,
> but some. The ones I want will want me, as long as I don't bullshit
> the world about who I am and what I want. Capiche?
>
> Maybe you have had more success from the online shit, and if so more
> power to ya, but it's just not my deal. There are too many guys, too
> few attractive women, and EVERYBODY is a freak with a fear of personal
> contact, which is why they're online anyway. It's like trying to pick
> up chicks at a frigidity self-help group: your chances aren't good.
> Go elsewhere. Anywhere.
>
> B
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