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mASF post by "InGenius"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, August 8, 2005

FR: Sarging in a queue at the airport (week 8)

I’m at the airport waiting for my flight to be called out. I look around to
see if there are any cuties worth sarging. It’s one of those budget airlines
which means you get to choose where you sit on the plane (and who you sit next
to for the next 60 boring minutes).

So the flight gets called and we all start walking up the terminal to the gate.
Slightly behind me is the only lone cutie HB8 on the flight. Is it a
coincidence that I’m walking just in front of her? I think not. I hit the
line up making sure that she is the next person to hit the line right behind
me. OK so now I’ve got the perfect firing position. I could go straight to
missile lock or roll and go to guns – oops sorry, too much Top Gun :)

Why is “in front” better I hear you ask? Well think about how beta it looks to
tap someone on the shoulder and ask “Excuse me…” Also when you’re in front,
they’ve seen you already so it’s no surprise when you say something. They
can’t turn their back on you (because they would look stupid facing the wrong
way hehe). You can turn your back on them if things go bad. The downside to
being in front is when you turn around and sarge you are doing it in front of
the rest of the line and they are all watching you (but fuck them – they don’t
exist right?)

OK so now take the fucking shot! The clock’s ticking but you can’t just turn
around and start talking without it looking weird (after all I didn’t even know
she was behind me right?). So while I ponder my strategy I’ve turned side-on
to the line (mainly so I don’t have my back to her) and look up the terminal.
Now this happened by accident. I’m actually just thinking about what I could
say to her and I don’t realise I’m staring into darkness because that end of
the terminal was closed for the night. I see her look to see wtf I was looking
at. Bang! It’s not much of a IOI but it’s good enough for me. I open with an
easy situational opener. Actually I always knew WHAT I was going to say, it’s
was all about getting into the right position to say it.

As we get on the plane she tells me she’s afraid of flying. I say “Don’t
worry, my father is a pilot.” I said it as a joke but it’s actually true (and
think about how many opportunities I would ever get to say that). Then I say
“I presume you want to sit down the back on the isle side”. Some mis-guided
belief that they have a better chance of surviving hitting the ground at 2,000
kph. I didn’t say that :) Anyway, the pre-supposition worked and we sit
together. Just before take off she says she has to be quiet now because she’s
so nervous about the take off. Just after we get in the air I say “oh well I
suppose you didn’t want to know that landing is actually the most dangerous
part?”

I realise that a chic who is scared to death is probably not very receptive to
PU so we just vibe for the rest of the flight. She lives nowhere near me but I
@close her just in case. From my point of view it was mission accomplished. I
wanted to sit next to a decent girl on that flight and I made it happen.


PU Notes
Now quite often I have chics tell me their phobias and insecurities. My frame
is that I trivialise these things and joke about them. I never use it against
them. I guess I try to desensitise them by saying that, in my reality, these
things don’t exist. I try to demonstrate security and safety and have it
anchored to me.

I’m beginning to think it’s some sort of shit test. They show you their
vulnerabilities and see what you do with the power. It’s like they’re trying
to test your baggage handling ability. In that respect it’s probably better
they show you this stuff early on before you get too committed.

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