mASF post by "Harmless"
posted on: mASF forum: Tactics / Techniques Discussion, April 4, 2004

Dimitri wrote:

> On 4/1/04 11:48:49 PM, Harmless wrote:
>
>>Dimitri wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 4/1/04 11:41:55 PM, Harmless
>>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>Dimitri wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Try,
>>>>>"Yeah, so I was doing
>>>>
>>>>cocaine in my Ferrarri when
>>>>this cop I know rocked up and
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>spilled coffee on
>>>>
>>>>himself."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>That'd be good.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Grandmaster Dimitri,
>>>>
>>>>Swash-Buckling Pick-Up Artist->>>>
>>>>"Yeah, so I was doing cocaine
>>>>in my Ferrarri on my way
>>>>home to Londonderry Place from
>>>>my plastic surgery clinic in
>>>>Beverly Hills when this cop I
>>>>know rocked up and spilled
>>>>coffee on himself. I said,
>>>>'Damn, I haven't seen anything
>>>>that funny since my days at
>>>>Harvard Medical School where I
>>>>graduated Magna Cum Multiple
>>>>Times.' The officer was not
>>>>amused."
>>>>
>>>>Beat that.
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>
>>>>Harmless
>>>
>>>
>>>Alright, Harmless and I are
>>
>>speaking right now, and he just said,
>>"You can't
>>
>>>beat that. There's no WAY you can
>>
>>beat that." By the way, I'm also kicking
>>his
>>
>>>ass at cards.
>>>
>>>Anyway, let's see me "beat that":
>>>
>>>"So, I just got back from Hong Kong
>>
>>two weeks ago and I want to get fucked
>>up
>>
>>>so I was doing cocaine in my
>>
>>Ferrarri on my way home to Londonderry
>>Place from
>>
>>>my plastic surgery clinic where my
>>
>>girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got her
>>implants
>>
>>>redone. Anyway, I'm in Beverly
>>
>>Hills when this cop I know rocked up and
>>spilled
>>
>>>coffee on himself. I said, 'Damn, I
>>
>>haven't seen anything that funny since
>>my
>>
>>>days at Harvard Medical School
>>
>>where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple
>>Times.' The
>>
>>>officer then asked me to ride along
>>
>>with him to shakedown hookers, but I
>>said
>>
>>>I'd pass since I was going to party
>>
>>with three anyway."
>>
>>>
>>>Grandmaster Dimitri, Swash-Buckling
>>
>>Pick-Up Artist
>>
>>
>>"So, I just got back from Hong Kong two
>>weeks ago and I want
>>to get fucked up so I was doing cocaine
>>in my Ferrarri on my
>>way home to Londonderry Place from my
>>plastic surgery clinic
>>where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got
>>her implants redone.
>>Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills when this
>>cop I know rocked up
>>and spilled coffee on himself. I said,
>>'Damn, I haven't seen
>>anything that funny since my days at
>>Harvard Medical School
>>where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple
>>Times.' The officer
>>then asked me to ride along with him to
>>shakedown hookers,
>>but I said I'd pass since I was going to
>>party with three
>>anyway. That's the only way that I,
>>Dimitri, can get laid,
>>so I wasn't about to pass it up."
>>
>>--
>>
>>Harmless
>
>
> "So, I just got back from Hong Kong two weeks ago and I want to get fucked up
> so I was doing cocaine in my Ferrarri on my way home to Londonderry Place
from
> my plastic surgery clinic where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got her
implants
> redone. Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills when this cop I know rocked up and
spilled
> coffee on himself. I said, 'Damn, I haven't seen anything that funny since my
> days at Harvard Medical School where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple Times.'
The
> officer then asked me to ride along with him to shakedown hookers, but I said
> I'd pass since I was going to party with three anyway. I just took a Dating
> Reenhanced workshop, which taught me, Dimitri, how to not be an Average
> Frustrated Chump. Some guy calling himself Harmless from Texas taught it."
> <---- ULTIMATE DHV
>
>
> Grandmaster Dimitri, Swash-Buckling Pick-Up Artist->

"So, I just got back from Hong Kong two weeks ago and I want
to get fucked up so I was doing cocaine in my Ferrarri on my
way home to Londonderry Place from my plastic surgery clinic
where my girlfriend, Kobe Tai, just got her implants redone.
Anyway, I'm in Beverly Hills when this cop I know rocked up
and spilled coffee on himself. I said, 'Damn, I haven't seen
anything that funny since my days at Harvard Medical School
where I graduated Magna Cum Multiple Times.' The officer
then asked me to ride along with him to shakedown hookers,
but I said I'd pass since I was going to party with three
anyway. I just took a Dating Reenhanced workshop, which
taught me, Dimitri, how to not be an Average Frustrated
Chump. Some guy calling himself Harmless from Texas taught
it. In fact, if you want to meet him, he's right over there.
But you'll have to stand in line."

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Harmless