mASF post by "Gibletpie"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, January 1, 2005On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:26:00 -0500, j0nnyfive KJ'ed:
>story-telling that's funny without talking about thongs, gays, strippers, sex,
>etc. and cussing like a sailor.
"Like this one time, in bible study, when this kid laughed so hard he
squirted milk out his nose because someone else thought the Lord's
prayer went, 'The Lord is a shepherd I shall not want...'"
Stuff like that sure ;) No, seriously, read Maniac High's site for
some story telling stuff. Travel, adventures, stuff like that that
DHVs for you. Non-sexually.
>WTF?!?! (that f word was fudge
>:) tee hee)
Wow! Okay... We got a lot of work to do here. Never say that around
a chick or type that to a chick. Of ANY faith whatsoever. I'm not
putting you down or anything, but seriously, don't do that.
>:) And I MAY just have a lot of sex before I get married! I mean, if that's
>the only way I can become confident enough to get a really hot girl of my same
>faith, then I may have to! I might just get them into bed and then not seal
>the deal and throw THAT up on the scoreboard ya know? So anyway, thanks guys!
Sure. Why not? The Lord is a forgiving God after all right? As long
as you confess before you die, no harm, no foul. Hell, St. Augustine
was one helluva whoremongering PUA before his conversion... ;) Most
people who subscribe to Christianity really obey few of it's
conventions anyway. I mean, how many people stone a disobedient
child? Yes that's in the bible, though I forget the actual verse. I
don't blame anyone, or judge them. I just don't like when they get
pious and self-righteous. Which has no place here, so I'll shut up.
Seriously, though, it sounds like you're getting somewhere. Good
Luck.
Gibletpie
"Smell the sweet young things,
Lookee here this one's got long black hair...
She's like a death metal queen.
Struttin' sluts all through that whorehoppin' scene
Make me say, "Shit, goddamn!
I'm a man, I'm a man!" -- Eagles of Death Metal
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