mASF post by "ranma187"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, July 7, 2005

This thread is way to funny to go off the general page yet.
I wanna hear more!

On 7/14/05 7:33:49 PM, Alessandro wrote:

>white_hype wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>Every night I go out is a new
>low for humanity.
>
>I once gamed a two-set while
>acting gay and make funny
>girly moves. One
>of them turned out to be a
>full-blown male, possibly
>without any
>chemicals or surgery.
>
>One night I sarged a deaf girl
>and went with her a happening
>after-hours
>party with 100+ deaf people.
>
>One time I decided to try some
>canned game, I met up with a
>bunch of
>ASFers, there was this dude
>from the NYC lair and he opens
>my set with
>MY EXACT SAME OPENER!
>
>I have had had targets fall of
>chairs, lose consciousness,
>vomit, etc.
>
>I have had several occassion
>were I venue changed with a
>set and we're
>about to go home when
>everybody found out that I am
>with none of them
>and no one knows me. "WHO IS
>THIS GUY?" moment ^_^
>
>One night I got a blow job
>while holding back a warm
>stream of diarhea.
>Talk about fucked up.
>
>One night I was following a
>two set waiting to open them,
>when one of
>them takes off her panties and
>starts pissing in the middle
>of the street.
>
>I had my car towed. My car
>stolen. I forgot my car keys.
>Locked myself
>out. Lost my phone. Have my
>shit stolen. I passed out on
>the bar drunk
>and had bitches strip search
>me and rob me. I had bitches
>take me in for
>a fuck, then lock their
>bedroom doors behind with me
>standing in their
>apartment confused.
>
>Man, so much shit. Almost
>everynight is worth
>mentioning, and that is
>one thing great about this
>shit. YOU HAVE STORIES. Guys
>our age talk
>about office parties and
>dating, we see shit EVERY
>NIGHT.

Ranma187

5% of us are Masters the other 95% are Masterbators. which one are you?
Ranma187

5% of us are Masters the other 95% are Masterbators. which one are you?