mASF post by "Alessandro"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, July 7, 2005

white_hype wrote:

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Every night I go out is a new low for humanity.

I once gamed a two-set while acting gay and make funny girly moves. One
of them turned out to be a full-blown male, possibly without any
chemicals or surgery.

One night I sarged a deaf girl and went with her a happening after-hours
party with 100+ deaf people.

One time I decided to try some canned game, I met up with a bunch of
ASFers, there was this dude from the NYC lair and he opens my set with
MY EXACT SAME OPENER!

I have had had targets fall of chairs, lose consciousness, vomit, etc.

I have had several occassion were I venue changed with a set and we're
about to go home when everybody found out that I am with none of them
and no one knows me. "WHO IS THIS GUY?" moment ^_^

One night I got a blow job while holding back a warm stream of diarhea.
Talk about fucked up.

One night I was following a two set waiting to open them, when one of
them takes off her panties and starts pissing in the middle of the street.

I had my car towed. My car stolen. I forgot my car keys. Locked myself
out. Lost my phone. Have my shit stolen. I passed out on the bar drunk
and had bitches strip search me and rob me. I had bitches take me in for
a fuck, then lock their bedroom doors behind with me standing in their
apartment confused.

Man, so much shit. Almost everynight is worth mentioning, and that is
one thing great about this shit. YOU HAVE STORIES. Guys our age talk
about office parties and dating, we see shit EVERY NIGHT.