mASF post by "SirLancelot"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, March 3, 2004

I really needed a lay bad, because the last time I’d had sex was January 3,
2000. So I dropped my standards big time. Went out with an UG5. She’s older
(maybe in her late 30s, while I'm 27) and a little chubby haha.

In fact, it’s kind of funny that yesterday I had a day2 in a coffee shop with a
21 year-old HB9, a chick who’s been in beauty pageants. One day later, I go on
a date with an UG!

Wow, I’m all giggly right now, like a girl. I just got home, and I cummed
inside the chick about an hour and a half ago. (I used a condom.) Even
though afterwards I was gonna cuddle with the woman all night, she kicked me
out. She was like, “I prefer to sleep alone.” She told me she wanted
discretion, that we should keep our lay secret. I feel like part of the
Secret Society now. :)

It was tough to kiss and make out with the UG5 though. lol. I had to keep
drinking to give myself beer goggles.

So now I have post-coital hair, like Yuri recently posted about. I also have
the smell of pussy on my hands and upper thighs, so I’m not going to take a
shower tomorrow morning. Instead I’m going to go out all day smelling of
vaginal juices and having this PUA-hairdo. Maybe that will get me noticed by
chicks haa.

I’m really rambling, but, damn, I’m so happy to have gotten laid. The world
looks so much different now. There's a rosy tint to everything I see. :)
Like, earlier this afternoon I phoned up the HB9 from yesterday, leaving 26’s
“my dad told me I was a mistake” message on her voice mail, and she didn’t
return my call. But I completely don’t care, because I got laid. :)

I feel totally relaxed and content.


So, I know this may be controversial, but I definitely recommend for newbies
get their first lay with an UG if you have to. It takes all the pressure off.
I'm completely non-needy now, because I know that I CAN get laid. There's no
reason for me to ever be nervous around a girl again.

At UG5's house, it all went by what I've learned here. I passed her shit
tests. I went Gunwich and persisted past her token resistance all the way to
the lay.

And tomorrow I’ve got another day2 with an HB7 that I #closed Saturday night at
3 AM. Three dates in 3 days with 3 different girls. This is so fucking
amazing, because I had totally zero success before. I love my life.

I discovered ASF on Sept 17, 2003. Got so much help from bros, especially from
Tommy W, who took a newbie under his wing last November, even though I sucked
really bad. Also JackOfSpades from the Atlanta Lair (my main wing these days)
and Nilatak from Florida.

Also, I highly recommend the Real Social Dynamics workshop and seminar.
Without the knowledge I gained from it, I wouldn't have been able to finally
get laid.

I know some PUAs would probably laugh at me for laying an UG5, but I don't give
a shit. I'm just so fucking happy to finally have had sex.

Now I can move up to 6s and above. :)

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Accept yourself without complaint. Love yourself at all times.
-Wayne Dyer, Your Erroneous Zones