mASF post by "HollywoodMack"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, August 8, 2005Leicester Square, Soho, Covent Garden. This central London shit was grating on
us. The crackheads, the club promoters, RSD gaming 6s, where the fuck are the
hotties?!? I'm starting to get withdrawal. 5s act like hot girls and 8s are
like diamonds in the rough. Hollywood grocery stores flash through my dome.
What the fuck is the matter with this place?
Smooth sees where I'm at and knows I need some reprieve. We jump on the tube to
South Kensington and Chelsea.
Reality flash, BOOM.
We get out of the tube and immediately open a 2 set of 7s right in front of the
station. Here we go again... every set we had opened in central London was like
a friggin walnut we had to crack, so wary of strangers, things like "Oh my god
you're an American, get away from me!" -- not to say we didn't crack a lot of
nuts but London is a fuckin gritty town.
So Smooth opens with our new social science linguistics opener.
SG: "Hey guys! My friend's from Hollywood and wants to hear the different
accents around London, can you talk with him for a second?"
HB7: "Okay but just come with us into this pub okay? It's about to close."
WTF??? Opener, then they wanna venue change us. Woah.
We proceed down King Street and it's like a cross between Hollywood and Encino
vibewise. The girls are hot, 8s everywhere, we chat up a couple 17yo 9s and
they're falling over themselves to prove to us. Drool, we can hit that legally
in this town and I'm stoked, but really I'm on more of a sociological trip,
figuring out the vibe here. Whoops, Smooth @closed them but I should have
#closed them for a later hookup. That was sweet anyways.
We @close some alpha trustafarian locals, they're different than the dudes in
LA, good sense of humor. We're going up to lines at clubs and the locals are
just pulling us in like one of them, it happens over and over, soon there's a
big group of us and a couple more PUAs meet up with us. It's mad, girls are
coming in and soon there are 3 for every guy.
I'm so fucking exhausted though. Sleep over ho's sometimes, especially since I
have business responsibilities to take care of. So I exit, leaving SmoothGuy
with 4 9s from the area who are at Uni somewhere or other. They were heading
back to their place around the corner from the last club we were at. How stupid
am I? Ah well, my career always comes before bitches, and there are always more
babes around the corner.
HollywoodMack
Make your move. At worst, she'll respect you for it.
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