mASF post by "Peta"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, April 4, 2005

Hey dude try some of these:

1. (creator thundercat I think) "Hey now, Guy guys are gonna have to settle
down your making the other girls look bad... not cool"

Then you can follow up with "but if you really want to make them jealous, lets
show them how it's done"

2. (creator TD?) The “Goldfish” opener
“You guys are so cute! You’re dancing around like little goldfish flopping out
of water! Ha ha ha. Here, stand back, stand back, let me show you all how it’s
done!”
And then proceed to do the Macarena, or some other lame dance. It’ll have the
girls laughing and having a good time.

3. (the sean connery opener) [thunderball])

"I'd love too"
(suggesting she wants to dance with you, if it's done the way its done in the
movie [tonality] it's SO effective)

4. "hey are you like a professional dancer?"
her: No (98% of the time)
you: oh really I haven't seen such fantastic dancing since my grandma busted
some moves on her 80/90th birthday!"
or follow up with "good and then some funny comment about britney spear or JLO
or some popstar (having to think on the fly can't remember of the top of my
head)

5. (if she's a good dancer)
"you know most girls think they can dance but very few actually can"

then chat about how being a good dancer says alot about a woman possible
threads: - good in bed obviously
- the way she moves with grace etc
- more energetic and optomistic
(do some hardcore cold reading good IVD right there)

6. (If she isn't a good dancer)
{stop turn half way toward her and shake your head}
she will probably start laughing or say "what" to which you respond with:
"well thats about enough of that!"
(grab her hand and walk toward the bar)

ijjjji I don't think dancing is beta I think guys who try and cut in with girls
on the dance floor is beta and who generally act lame and are just out there
hoping to pick up...
If you are good dancer and you get a girl to the dance floor after meeting her
at the bar she will be impressed because all girls connotation good dancer as
being good in bed...

peTa