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mASF post by "stereomike"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, March 3, 2005

This story is long but off the hook! Skip to morals at end if you want. Also,
I only got a BJ, which I guess results in a LR.

Rob calls me, he has 4 free tickets to a comedy club. Alot of our friends are
out of town, we know we have one buddy who would come, but we'd rather take
girls. Rob's been fucking this one girl, so he calls her, she can't come
because she's with her friend tonight, he doesn't tell her he has 2 extra
tickets, calls me back, sees if I am cool with her and her friend coming, I
say, No, I think her friend is really into me and I'm not into in her so I
don't want to lead her on. He agrees. So I say, we have 1 hour before we
leave so lets go to some pubs and pick up some ass to take, he agrees.

We start out at Melrose, not much there, run into someone Rob had been gaming
last week, chat, but there are 3 of them, we eject, don't see any worthy 2 sets
so eject the pub, while leaving Rob mentions a 2 set checked us out, while
walking past them outside one turns around to check us out, the other leans
around her friend, I stop, take a few steps backwards (ala DYD video), smile
and nod and walk back in the pub.

Slowly walk up to them... "So we saw you girls checking us out and so before we
decided to talk to you we wanted to find out if you're nice cute girls or bad
mean monsters." (thanks Riker_AUT) They mutter something but I hear, "nice" in
their dim witted response, so I say, "oh thats good you're nice girls because I
don't talk to bad girls." they giggle and introduce themselves, we sit down,
one says, "it looks like you two just got out of the shower." our hair looks
damp and curly, I say, "Oh what, you're already imagining us in the shower,
maybe you are a bad girl." They giggle. I ask what their plans are for later,
they have friends coming to meet them, so we eject, they are shocked we didnt
#Close. We didn't try to extract them to the comedy club because we didn't
think it would work due to logistics, looking back on it these chicks were into
us so we should have at least offered and let them worry about logistics.

Go to the next pub, Rob sees the girl he previously invited and the girl who
likes me so we eject. Next pub, on our way in 2 hot girls are behind us, make
a comment, I say, "Do you have an accent." She says no she's from here, I tell
her, I don't believe you, where are you from, she puts on an accent and says
Alabama, says her name is Dixie something, I say, oh I know you, you're a porn
star, unfortunately she doesn't buy into this role play. She doesn't talk to
us after that. This bar is going to be HARD to wheel in, there are two 2-sets,
each sitting down at "half booths", these are not high stools, they are very
low chairs, hard to approach. We hang back trying to determine which to
approach (break 3-sec rule, but I doubt they noticed us), we are leaning
towards splitting up and approaching both at the same time, first person to
crash and burn go meet the other person to see how he's doing. But then one of
the girls goes to the bathroom, we bicker about who's going to approach, and I
decide to. I walk up, there are 2 seats free, I ask, "Is anybody sitting
here." She is very composed and says, "No, my friend is sitting here."
pointing to her jacket beside her on the bench, I repeat myself, "So nobody is
sitting in this chair?" she says no, so I sit down and say, "Oh good, it feels
good to sit down." She is shocked, so are the 2 AFCs sitting at the table next
to her watching, their jaws drop. I think, its on baby, time for a show CHUMPS!
I run "Who lies more" then the "thong story", her BT is LOW! I feel that she
just doesn't know what the fuck to think because this is not a setting where
you would expect a guy to approach. I fluff for about 30 seconds (I always
tend to do this after a routine, SP maybe?) and her friend comes back and her
BT is immediately HIGH for some reason, Rob comes over, we all chat find out
they plan to go to a club later on, we mention we are going to the comedy club
and their welcome to come, again they are STUNNED! It takes a couple times
before they understand we are inviting them to leave with us right now, they
resist, one is talking as if we would have expectations if they came with us
and says, "You know we're married!" I say, "To each other? I didn't know that
was legal here." BT raises, I turn the tables and say, "Oh you think that if
you come with us that we would feel obligated to hang out with you later? That
doesn't matter, we weren't planning on going out later, we partied hard last
night." We just want some company to the comedy club, thats all. They balk,
we give a false time constraint, "ok well we gotta get going then." They stall,
then they take the bait, "Ok wait we just have to pay the tab."

One thing I'll add, one chick (HB7) is wearing her wedding ring, the other
(HB5) is not. Also Rob commented on this, she said not to talk about it (chick
speak for: don't remind me that I'm married because I want to fuck.), but he
continued, in the past when a chick is married or engaged or in a LTR I NEVER
bring that stuff up. But he brought it up later on in the sarge and plowed
through with a cocky & funny attitude (sorry can't remember lines), very alpha
and he owned the frame, I'm not recommending this, but I have seen it work.

We split off and walk as 2 pairs, I lucked out and got the one I was interested
in (HB7), the reason I say lucked out, is if 2 guys approach 2 girls it is HARD
to fight the natural tendancies of the girls to go with the guys they like, we
just fluff, I consider my game to be weak while walking to the car. Oh in the
pub they joked that we were serial killers, going to hit them on the head with
a club. My response was, yeah, you're better off taking a cab and meeting us
there. This was a recurring role playing scenario for the entire night, we
were able to turn it around many times so sometimes THEY were the serial
killers going to take advantage of us. My game, and Robs (he has learned game
through part natural and part trial/error) is solely cocky & funny. At the
comedy club we get seated in the back in a 1/3 circle booth, 2 guys on outside,
2 girls on inside, into the show my girl asks if I'm comfy, I explain logically
why I'm not and mention I want to lean back, and if she doesn't mind I want to
lean back onto her, she doesn't mind. I am resting on her shoulder / breast,
we laugh with each other, I mirror her breathing, she starts by putting her
head on my shoulder, then light kino on my leg. This chick is married and
wearing her wedding ring, (the other wasn't wearing hers), so I'm thinking if
she is kino'ing my leg, she will surely fuck me later if I don't screw it up
since she's married it would be all or nothing, I also assume she must do this
often (I later believe both these assumptions are wrong, the reason: chick
logic).

We extract to Rob's place after my girl mentions that she NEVER leaves her
friends when they go out, before this I was assuming he would drop the 2 of us
off at my house and we would bone there. Back at Rob's we fluff for about
10-15 minutes, pouring wine, they go off to the living room, we are in the
kitched, we fluff about Vegas (I'm going there, she was just there), this isn't
going anywhere, we are both leaning against the counter, my BL is pure alpha,
she HARDLY makes eye contact, so I can't guage her interest, right now I'm
thinking, her BT is low, she is not horny, I HAVE to change this! So I say,
"Do you want to play a game?" She says what kind of game, I say its an
imagination game, then run "Strawberry Fields" She answers: 4 feet tall fence,
takes as many strawberries as she can (hundreds), they are all sweet, and she
feels that the farmer has alot of strawberries to give so he won't mind if she
takes some. I tell her what the answers mean and she says its right. She
questions me about the fence telling me there are 2 types of guys though, guys
that are funny and you like hanging out with them but they are only friends,
and the other type are sexual and you think of them that way, I say the fence
refers to guys she finds sexual, she says there are so few guys she connects
with on a sexual level that her fence is actually lower once she finds that
guy. I do some on the spot pattern talk about guys she might find sexually
attractive, she notices Rob and other girl have gone to his bedroom, she
comments on how bad her married friend is, we move to the couch, I use her 2
different guys to launch into "Natural Woman" pattern, this is the first time
I've run it, it goes VERY well. I had wrote a pattern similar to her "2
different guys" theory that will eventually go hand in hand with Natural Woman,
but I can't remember it, so I start kino'ing her hair, our legs are touching
too. Also back in the kitchen after Strawberry Fields I asked her to rate her
kissing ability on 1-10, we talked about how it all depends on who you're
kissing. I go back to this topic, triangular gaze, kino neck/ears, she tries
changing topic joking about how on "Something about Mary" the guy licks the
girls whole face and she is laughing, I go back to sexual state and say, well I
would never do that, but I might lick a girls neck, or in between a kiss, I
might lick her lips, then I brush my thumb over her lips THIS MOVE IS MONEY!
She leans in and we are kissing. Periodically she would try to go out of state
I would have to bring her back in with, "Doesn't this feel so good.", "We're
both adults just living in the moment doing what feels good.", "There is
nothing wrong with kissing.". Before we started kissing she even mentioned
that the reason she told us right away that they were married was just in case
something like this happened, she didn't want to be responsible - CHICK LOGIC!
I agreed! I said, "Yeah as long as you're honest with the person up front thats
all you can do, after that, what happens, happens. Doesn't this feel so
good..." I couldn't believe this shit was coming out of my mouth! Also earlier
in the kitched she asked me when she said that they were married does that
affect men at all, I said, "No that doesn't change anything." This blew her
away, later she asked if all guys feel this way, I tell her, "No, the guys who
you view as friends think differently, I'm special, it takes a special guy to
know how to touch a woman in that special place." I have to lead her in every
way, I take her hand and place it on my cock, I undo my belt and pull my cock
out and place her hand on it, I lay her down and take my cock and put it close
to her mouth, here she says we should go in that bedroom, I say, theres no bed,
she says, it doesn't matter. So we go in there but before we do I stand up and
she is sitting down and I put my cock on her mouth. She sucks me off for a
long time and I am working through resistance getting her pants off, she is
SOAKED, serious PANTY SOUP, its fucking CRAZY, then we hear Rob and her friend
come out of their room. She says she has to go, I lean back and say, Ok. She
is getting up, I say, "you should kiss me once more." She does and I try to
plow through getting her pants off and say, "Wouldn't it feel good, don't you
just imagine it, feel it inside you for one second, imagine how good that would
feel, even for 5 seconds." She agrees but I can't get it to happen. Looking
back on it I should have escalated to fucking earlier and I should have gotten
behind her, pulled her pants down enough to get my cock against her pussy.

MORALS:
1a. Be cocky & funny, but play it cool, don't be overboard.
1b. Role play!
2. Patterns work, memorize them all!
3. Kino is Key!
4. Chick logic: Use it against them to justify her being a slut, ie: when you
are with someone you feel that special connection with you know it doesn't
happen often, you have to live in the moment and do what feels good.
5. Take the lead: When a chick has resistance due to ASD or Marriage, you have
to take the lead in every action, her chick logic will not allow her to.
6. Get to the fucking as soon as possible, you don't know when your window will
close.
7. Married chicks (or chicks with huge ASD) will NOT handle logistics!



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