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Re: TD vs. Cosmo Model
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mASF post by "Namaste"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, January 1, 2003

Talk more about what happened after the kiss.

Did she offer to call you/catch up again?

<TylerDurden> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm getting ready to board my flight from Chicago back to Toronto, and
scope
> the gate to see if any HBs are sitting waiting.
>
> I spot this 5'10 blonde HB10 sitting down in front of the television. I
roll
> up, and sit across from her.. She is listening to her discman, and won't
> acknowlege me.
>
> Mystery keeps telling me A 10 HAS TO CHOOSE YOU, YOU CANNOT SEDUCE A 10..
he
> says this non-stop, so I figure I've got to let off. So instead of
persisting,
> I chat up the lady next to me. I tell the story of how I PU'ed the
Playboy
> Dahm Triplets, and get her cracking up. The model can't tell what I'm
talking
> about on account of her discman. The point is to social proof myself in
front
> of her anyway, which apparently wasn't going to be enough to chat the
model
> before we board the plane.
>
> The plane boards, and I'm incredibly disappointed that I couldn't do
anything
> to sarge this model. I felt really let down.
>
> As I'm getting on to the plane, I notice that the model is sitting near
the row
> that I'm supposed to be in.. could she be sitting beside me? could she
> be?!?!?! HOLY SHIT, I'M RIGHT BESIDE HER.. SWEEEET.. One whole HOUR to
game up
> this hottie..
>
> I try to chat her, but she is ICE COLD. She is sleeping, while listening
to
> her discman, curled up facing away from me.
>
> FIRST TRY:
>
> ME: hey, wake up, the plane is taking off.. WTF??
> HER: hah, yeah, I fly all the time..
> ME: WTF? gimme your window seat then..
> HER: no I like it..
> ME: what do you do where you fly all the time (now this is a RED LIGHT
> VIOLATION of my NUMBER ONE RULE *never* ask a girl questions about herself
> BEFORE she asks you, BUT, I am POSITIVE that she is a supermodel, so I'm
> setting up the neg)
> HER: I'm a model..
> ME: like what, a handmodel..
> HER: (pauses, gauges her shock, tries to keep a straight face).. umm....
no...
> hahahahahha.. I'm an everything else model.
> ME: nice.. (start to talk)
> HER: (puts back on her headphones before I can say anything, but still is
> smiling)
>
>
>
> Alright, now all that I'm thinking is, "fuck this totally sucks.. I
thought
> that my game was so on lately, but I can't even sarge supermodels after
hanging
> out with Mystery for this long.. I'm so fucking lame, I'll never learn to
sarge
> supermodels.. these chicks just want goodlooking guys sophisticated guys,
and I
> can tell that she's not one of those obnoxious chicks who likes my C&F..
she
> thinks I'm fucking lame-ass, and I'll never get these chicks cause they
KNOW
> that they can get better looking guys.. how am I supposed to sarge these
chicks
> if they won't even acknowledge me in the first place.. obviously my looks
just
> aren't there, cause this chick just thinks I'm so lame.."
>
>
> So I figure I'm srewed, and I'm really feeling let down. My big chance,
and I
> choke. STILL, I hear Mystery's voice in my head "A 10 HAS TO CHOOSE YOU,
YOU
> CANNOT SEDUCE A 10" (this in reference to celeb types, not down-to-earth
10s)..
> So I want to keep trying, but I know it'll come off needy.
>
> Next the stewardness comes over and asks if we want to get some
complimentary
> drinks. Cosmo-dork is sleeping, so here's how it goes from there:
>
> ME: SMACK (hit her pretty HARD on the arm, so she wakes up).. wake up
> dorkhead.. the beverages are here..
> HER: hahaha..
> ME: WTF is this shit?? what are you on japanese time or some shit??
> HER: yeah, I'm sooo tired..
> ME: well it sure doesn't make you very good company for a flight you know!
> HER: hahahahaha..
> HER: (wakes up totally now).. OMG I'm sooo sorry.. I'm awake I'm awake..
> ME: oh wait, a model.. you can't eat.. do you want me to grab some
CHARCOAL
> PILLS for you??
> HER: hahaha.. no I can eat..
> ME: alright, that's all good.. I'll even get out of your way so you can
purge
> after..
> HER: hahahhaha.. no no no, I don't *do* that!
> ME: hmm.. I dunno if I can hang with you now.. what do you have going for
you??
> HER: hahahhaah.. I dunno, what do you mean??
> ME: well, are you adventurous?
> HER: yeah, totally.. I do so many things in Milan and Japan etc etc
(QUALIFYING
> herselt to me)
> ME: hmmm.. OK.. actually, you're a model.. SWEET, you must be rich.. look
at
> how run down I am.. fuck this shit, I want to be a stay-at-home husband,
and
> you can support me..
> HER: hahah I'm not *that* rich..
> ME: fuck that.. well actually, wait, do you have a big screen TV?? we're
broken
> up..
> HER: yeah TOTALLY..
> ME: nice.. I can keep up on my soaps..
> HER: yeah totally.. I'm ALL ABOUT 'Days of our Lives'
> ME: you really watch that?? hahahah, I was *kidding*.. don't tell me, you
watch
> "PASSIONS????"
> HER: no no no, I don't watch that one..
> ME: man you guys are funny shit.. alright that's all good.. yo check this
out,
> I just got back from SD (san diego).. that was SWEET.. what was Japan
like?
> HER: pretty nice actually..
> ME: yeah I bet all the jap guys like you.... "ooooooooooh, white
geewwwllllll"
> (japanese accent imitation)
> HER: hahaha.. I dunno..
> ME: me, yeah, I could see that..
> HER: hey!
> ME: ha! you are FIESTY! you are a BAD GIRL..
> HER: hahaha.. what did you do in SD??
> ME: hanging with the crew.. all that..
> HER: who??
> ME: my bros work with Hugh Hefner and all that.. whatever, it was all
right.. I
> met alot of celebs and shit..
> HER: WHO????
> ME: who DIDN'T I meet? hey have you heard of the DAHM TRIPLETS?
> HER: yeah!
> ME: (I proceed to recount the PU of the Dahm Triplets, and crack her up..
I
> tell it in DETAIL, from how I sucked them out and ALL the lines.. this
WORKS
> HER UP BIGTIME.)
>
> Then I proceed to talk about why they aren't good enough for me, and
describe
> IN DETAIL what kind of expectations I have from girls, and all that.. I
talk
> about possibly fucking them, but how I didn't feel like it.. but make it
CLEAR
> that I like fucking girls.
>
> ME: yeah I dunno about models anymore.. you've gotta have the MODEL
BOYFRIEND
> PROFILE.. you know, you've gotta be their daddy's and shit.. you know,
they say
> they aren't beautiful, and its like "I know.. but stick with me and I
won't
> judge you for it.. you'll be alright.."
> HER: yeah totally.. everyone does stuff for us.. they're like our DADDYS..
> ME: yeah totally.. I have an Asian girl now I'm seeing in T.O., but
actually I
> don't mind her so much, cause we can't understand eachother..
>
> I proceed to DESCRIBE IN DETAIL the Queens Street date, where we go try on
sexy
> clothes and go on Speakers Corners.. She is totally getting excited..
>
> HER: asshole! hahahahha OMG asshole!!
> ME: yeah I'm a total asshole.. why do you like that so much??
> HER: hahaha... I dunno..
> ME: she's the PERFECT GIRL for me.. she can't TALK.. SWEEEET.. actually I
> *really DO* like her..
> HER: really?
> ME: well, not enough to stop seeing other girls and all that.. but she's
> alright.. she's cool. (conveys I'm alpha, makes her think she has a
chance.. I
> dunno if it comes through over the internet, but she was CLEARLY testing
me to
> see if I was beta here, and I PASSED by saying I fuck many chicks right to
her
> face)
> HER: hahaha.. MEN!
> ME: YEP! The PERFECT GIRL FOR ME..
> HER: hahah.. well at least you'll have somewhere to hang out in Korea when
you
> want to visit..
> ME: nice! thanks for the suggestion.. hey wait a sec.. I dunno, it'll be
kinda
> awkward.. like you know, is this still ON or not?? the best way would be
to
> pawn her off as JUST FRIENDS right before she leaves.. but then still HANG
OUT
> with her.. AWESOME.. she'll HAVE to have me down there, and I can meet her
> model friends! NICE!
> HER: hahahah... OMG MEN!
> ME: yeah, its great huh? :)
>
> Then I talk all about my lifestyle, habits, what leads to success, why
she'll
> need to stick with ME if she wants to do well in life.. I talk ALL ABOUT
my
> successful lifestyle, so it contrasts how LAME her lifestyle is.. I talk
about
> how I'm in Queens..
>
> HER: yeah I have a friend there..
> ME: yeah she probably doesn't talk to you anymore right? we develop total
snob
> shields after we've been there a while (REVERSING THE SHIELD, WHICH I KNOW
> SHE'LL RESPOND TO BECAUSE SHE'S UNEDUCATED.. NIIIIICE)
>
> So now the plane disboards.. She makes EXTREME efforts to stick near me,
all
> that shit..
>
> BUT THEN: she goes in the DIFFERENT CUSTOM LINE than me.. I'm thinking
WHAT THE
> FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? FUCK I *KNEW* I'd never close a supermodel.. I'm
fucking
> bullshit, I'm a toal fucking fakeass PUA.. I can't sarge these chicks
beyond
> attraction.. I'll never get this shit.. I was seriously feeling let down..
>
> I think "FUCK, I should go into her line.. fuck I should just do it..",
but in
> the back of my mind, I keep hearing Mystery's voice "YOU CANNOT SEDUCE A
10..
> SHE *HAS* TO CHOOSE *YOU*".. This keeps repeating again and again, and I'm
> suspecting its a shit test now.. I decide that I must COMMIT to NOT
approaching
> her, but in my mind I KNOW that most chicks won't go to the extent to
CHANGE
> LINES to join you, even if they WANT TO.. So I'm really let down, and
think I'm
> fucked.
>
> I feel a tap on my shoulder..
>
> HER: hey.. I decided that your lineup looks more fun.. so I'm hanging with
> YOU..
> ME: hahaha.. hmm, I dunno about this.. I'm not defending you from all
these
> American lunatics..
> HER: hahah.. I always get what I want..
> ME: hahah OK tiger take it easy.. maybe not *always* (touching her face..
this
> is PUSH PULL)
> HER: I should add you to my IM..
> ME: hmm.. I dunno about this shit.. I told you I dunno about models..
> HER: ha.. JERK!! JERK!! JERK!!
> ME: hahaha.. yeah I'm a jerk.. (moving closer)
> HER: yeah JERK! (moving closer)
> ME: yeah I'm a JERK (moving closer)
> HER: jerk (closer)
> ME: jerk (closer)
> HER: jerk (really closer)
> ME: jerk (KISS CLOSE TONGUE DOWN RIGHT IN THE FUCKING LINEUP)
>
>
> Nice.. I KNEW that I was *IN* as soon as she pulled out the Cosmo Magazine
to
> show me her pictures, and brag about how many girls in the magazine she
hangs
> with and all that..
>
> Too bad she had to leave immediately for another plane (she told me well
> before), and all I have to show for it is a new chick on my fucking IM..
FUCK!
>
> Still though, a REAL LEGGY SKINNY FREAK COSMO MODEL.. NICE!
>
>
>
>
> TylerDurden
>
>



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