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mASF post by "Forix"
posted on: mASF forum: Field Reports Discussion, March 3, 2002

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On 3/30/02 9:20:40 PM, lonerman wrote:
>If you've read my MINDFUCKING
>posts you know that in the
>beginning I was
>writing an HB e-mails and
>getting no response.

Um, I hate to burst your bubble but this shit is best done in real life. (When
is the last time you have left the house?)

>At first I wrote her several e-mails.

Several too many. Sarge in real life.

>Then I got another
>account and sarged her on IM.

You are a stalker. I'd never do that just to IM a chick.

>Then I used the four questions and games and
>got her interested in me. She kept
>asking for my picture. Then things got
>rocky when I sent her a picture of a
>naked dude without the face.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA

What the hell did you do that for? That was either really poor judgement or you
are fucked in the head.

>I thought
>I could turn this around and I did.

The only way to turn this around is through voodoo, black magic, or an act of
God.

>Too bad I didn't save the convo.

I doubt we missed anything important.

>She started begging for my picture again.

Was she begging or demanding?

[snip]
>Then I asked
>her why does my picture matter so
>much. She said she wanted to know if she
>was talking to a freak.

Ahem, she WAS talking to a freak.

>I know that
>she likes a certain rock band and she
>likes the lead singer. I asked her if
>the lead singer looked different but
>made the same music would she still
>like him? She didn't really respond.
>Then I talked about Marilyn Manson and
>asked if she thought he looked like a
>freak. She said no. I explained to her
>that Marilyn Manson looks like a freak
>but he's really normal.

This all sounds like you are telling the girl that you look like a freak, but
that you are normal. It sounds like you are preparing her for your picture.
What the hell?

>Then she asked for my picture again and then I
>ended with "good things come to those
>who wait." and quickly logged off.

Wow, you are a fucking master of seduction now! (For those who are
sarcasm-impaired, this is a joke)

[snip]
>I'm trying to ignore her to build up my
>value.

YOU HAVE NO VALUE. YOU ARE A TWAT (just quoting the girl)

>But did I look like a pussy
>by not saying anything? I don't think
>she knows if I've read her e-mail yet.
>I was thinking that maybe I should have
>come up with something witty right
>there.

How about sending her a picture of your ass now? You already fucked things up
as it is and you are e-stalking this poor chick. Remember, also, that she is
underage.

>I want to EV her and find out why she
>thinks I'm a "twat."

EV has nothing to do that. Instead just think for a second and tell me if
sending chicks a picture of your cock, and then stalking them and treating them
like shit could have something to do with being a twat.

>This is the second time she has called me that.

Do you think there could be a reason for that?

But I feel that this might lead me back
>into trouble because last time I asked
>her why I she thought I was crazy she
>went off on me and got herself in a bad
>mood and then went offline.

Dude, if you don't know why she thinks you are crazy then you must be a lunatic
or something.

>Should I
>write an e-mail response to this? If so,
>what do I write and when do I send
>it? Or should I bring it up next time I
>see her online, and if I do, what do
>I say about it?

You should NOT email this chick. You should remove her from your buddy list,
shut down the computer, stop masturbating every night, get out there, and sarge
some real chicks. And whatever you do, please leave this poor chick alone.

>E-mails are AFC right? I feel like since
>she's e-mailing me now I've got the
>upper hand.

Hmm.. The girl e-mails you saying that you are a twat and you think you have
the upper hand?

[snip]
>There's no need to
>NEXT her right now since I've just
>TAd her, and she still wants to see my
>pic.

There is no need to next her? What the fuck are you talking about? She should
have been nexted a loooooooooooooooong time ago!!

And then you say you TAd her? She just called you a twat for the second time..

>But things could get rocky if I
>don't deal with this right.

You are not dealing with this right. Things could get rocky if this chick calls
the police.

To summarize: What the fuck are you trying to do? You have been harassing this
single chick for a couple weeks now. Everybody on the ASF forum told you that
you should stop and sarge in real life, yet you completely ignore this valuable
advice and then come back with another question.

When is the last time you had sex? Dogs and hands don't count.

When is the last time you've spoken to a real live woman? Your mother does not
count.

What the hell are you thinking???

Dude, enough is enough...

If you still think that you are making progress with this chick or that she
will fuck you, I have some GREAT swampland in Florida for sale. Just give me a
call.

Please RTFM and sarge in real life.

One last thing... You know that when I am homebound I do sarge online, but
unlike you, 90% of my sarging is done IN PERSON (do you even remember what it
feels like to be near another human?)... While you were busy with this single
chick, pretty much wasting your time, I sarged three chicks online and met one
for coffee. I'm fucking her at her office on Monday if things go right.. If you
just wisened up, you could have done this whole thing differently...

To close this post, YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD. PLEASE SEEK HELP.

Forix, rAFC [Actually, a repressed PUA =) ]

"Eat shit! A hundred billion flies can't be wrong!"



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