mASF post by "Dawn O' The Dead"
posted on: USENet: alt.seduction.fast newsgroup, May 5, 1998On Tue, 26 May 1998 03:36:47 GMT, bia***o@ix***.com[ ? ] (cbianco)
wrote:
>me first, sam.
>
>so Dawn --
>
>why fug around with such paltry seducerists when exists . . .
>
> . . .a true challenge:
>
>i will have dinner with you in any french restaurant in philadelphia
>as long as the service is bad. I reserve the right to douse you in
>gallons of lamb's blood, as well as the right to scribble tantric
>incantations on your chest (dont worry magic marker washes off ) wine
>may be ordered in any mixture you choose.
I think I've already been on this date before. He kept muttering
something about his neighbor's telekinetic dog...
> you may eat your dinner
>unblindfolded to insure that i am not slipping hallucinogens into your
>flambe'. "regular" sex may not be discussed as it will lower your
>difenses 2 readily. -- i will seduce you into giving me posting tips
> . and a blowjob too - At the table!! well -- Under it -- hmm --
>well maybe =half= a blowjob (at my expense of course) for 1 hour, or
>until the check arrives, or the lamb's blood dries.
Yup, i definitely remember this guy. He was a postal worker. He
brought me a Barbie with all the hair cut off and a pound of raw
hamburger in lieu of flowers.
>if you somehow stand unfelled by my smoothish buzzsawing-- you will be
>entitled to collect from my hole-riddled pocket -- 20 gazillion
>dollars in Gold Bars. no lie.
Wow. You're RICH. Gold bars. Cool.
>as an impartial observer-slash-money holder -- I nominate Dan de la
>Spockneaux who will sit no closer than 3 tables away and of course
>will be allowed to attend in full blackface, while given a king's
>latitude to sharpen his tounging skills on the pocket-pussy of his
>choice (my expense of course)
This makes it worth the price of admission right there! I also want
Leanne present, so she can lob butter globs at you from across the
room while you try to schmooooze me.
>in the event that dan is too busy posting, I nominate as an equally
>first choice -- Jeem's 3-Donged Donkey, who while short on words, and
>remarkably bad-mannered at the table, does in fact share with dan a
>very theoretical bent.
We could invite Cahaney, too. I'll take a bus to our date just so I
can watch him implode.
Dawn
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