mASF post by "Alessandro"
posted on: mASF forum: General Discussion newsgroup, June 6, 2005GoneSavage wrote:
> Not there yet. But should I be worried about driving across the Canadian
> border? When...
>
> --I¡¦m in a vehicle that I obviously sleep in (with pillows and cushions and
> such);
> --with dietary supplements (in labeled bottles, but *who knows* what really
> could be in them);
> --with volumes of printed material pertaining to the art of seduction;
> --with a computer full of explicit personal account of women seduced;
> --with something like 100 condoms;
> --oh yeah, and SCISSORS¡K.
>
> I really hate to seem paranoid, but I don¡¦t know what to expect from
customs/
> border patrol coming into Canada or returning to the US. I¡¦d hate to
> complicate things and miss the Summit.
>
> I¡¦ll be seeing some of you in Montreal (provided they don¡¦t lock me up).
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>
It's Canada man, not some foreign shit-hole country. Canada is like
America's chill, laid-back hippy sister. Through thick and thin, through
liquor prohibition, draft, DEA crackdown and Republican rule, Canadians
have been there for us. I have so much love and trust in Canadians, I
can't even lie to them man. One time I was sarging a girl and she told
me she was Canadian! I was like FUCK DUDE, the explained everything to
her and broke the game down to her, then asked her for forgiveness. It's
that deep, man.
Seriously, you're crossing the border and you see these guys, it's like
getting stoned in the forest and running into the tents where Jim Carey
and the cast of Kids in the Hall are camping. DUUUDE, this is like cool.
You can drink your own urine in Canada and get a better buzz than with
ANY American beer. (Actually, you can get do that just about anywhere in
the world, but I that's beside the point.) Yeah man, Canada is cool, you
just go wandering in the woods and you find Neil Young just sitting
there, playing guitar, and right beside him is Michael J Fox and the
Austin Powers dude.
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